The multiple choice questionaire..............

Uncle Harvey appears to be finished.

1. I would consider Uncle Harvey a very ungracious guest.
2. I would seriously reconsider inviting Uncle Harvey over very often.
3. The next time Uncle Harvey visits I think I`ll spread some newspapers on the floor and use my Melmac plates instead of my good china.
4. I think I need to communicate more deeply with Uncle Harvey regarding his feelings and perceptions during dinnertime.
5. I would never invite Uncle Harvey over again!
6. I have no opinion on this cartoon.
7. I do not find this cartoon the least bit funny and can`t believe your wasting your time on this rediculous multiple choice questionaire,Bob.
8. I cannot help but wonder as to the underlying cause of Uncle Harveys unorthodox behavior.
9. I just don`t get it...
10. I think this material is a crackup!

Middle manager Al Hurley wishes he`d worn his light
colored suit before visiting the psychic business counselor.

1. Who the heck dreams up stuff like this?
2. Al Hurley should be less concerned with his suit and redirect his attention to the purpose of this counseling session.
3. This counseler might be just the one to help my previous employer...
4. This crap stinks,Bob.Don`t you have anything better to do with your time than write page after page of these inane multiple choice questionaires?
5. I cannot help but admire the inconvienence and sacrifice Mr.Hurley endures to further his career.
6. I would like to know what these questionaires are all about-is this some kind of subtle "come on" or one of those psychology things?
7. I don`t like cartoons at all.
8. I just can`t stop laughing-I want to see more!
9. Not sure yet.

A surprise visit from Dr.Reims indicates
that Bob`s still having trouble with silly hats.

1. I can`t believe that Dr.Reims snuck into Bob`s bedroom with a flashlight to check up on his patient.
2. Bob is obviously regressing by hiding his obsession with silly hats from the physician who is trying to help him overcome this very serious and disgraceful hat thing.
3. Why is Bob at home and not in an institution where his access to hats can be more carefully controlled?
4. I think that Bob`s hat trip is harmless and that the poor sick man should be left alone.
5. Something is obviously lacking in Bob`s life that he needs to find stimulation from silly hats.
6. I don`t care at all for these type of cartoons and think this questionaire is pointless and stupid.
7. I occationally get into trouble with silly hats myself and can sympathise with Bob`s plight.

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cartoons by Jerry Van Amerongen