The "a la carte" list. |
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Since we keep hearing the same lines over and over through the years, and know that these lines are cheap strokes to chisel down the price of a repair, we are now adding an additional charge as listed to any customer who feels the need to utter any of the following:
COMMENT | ADD |
What if it just needs an adjustment?...................................................................... | $5.00 |
Try to go easy on me........................................................................................... | $7.50 |
I hope it doesn`t run that much............................................................................. | $5.00 |
I`m on a fixed income.......................................................................................... | $10.00 |
How much out the front door?............................................................................. | $6.50 |
It`s never worked right!....................................................................................... | $9.00 |
Oh-that much!..................................................................................................... | $7.50 |
I think I`m getting the run around.......................................................................... | $11.75 |
I`d like to talk to low ball Lou.............................................................................. | $3.00 |
Does the $18.00 include the parts?...................................................................... | $8.50 |
Everything works,but........................................................................................... | $4.50 |
Guaranteed for only 90 days?.............................................................................. | $12.00 |
You didn`t tell me there would be an estimate charge!.......................................... | $14.50 |
But I`ve known you for years.............................................................................. | $6.00 |
That`s all that`s wrong with it............................................................................... | $8.00 |
It`s inconvienent for me to have to lift up the remote to work my tv...................... | $3.50 |
Is that the best you can do?................................................................................ | $7.00 |
It never did this until you worked on it................................................................. | $13.00 |
Will it be like new?............................................................................................. | $7.50 |
But it`s only three years old................................................................................ | $5.00 |
How much will you buy it for?............................................................................ | $2.75 |
It doesn`t have many hours on it......................................................................... | $5.50 |
I`d do it myself but I sold my scope.................................................................... | $11.00 |
I hardly used it................................................................................................... | $5.50 |
It just neds a tune up.......................................................................................... | $4.00 |
It`s never worked since I brought it in here......................................................... | $13.00 |
My neighbor said............................................................................................... | $4.75 |
I`m sure it`s something minor.............................................................................. | $10.00 |
"NOT CLEAR!"................................................................................................ | $19.00 |
I think it`s just a fuse........................................................................................... | $7.50 |
It was acting up during your warranty period but I haven`t had time to bring it in... | $13.50 |
Just stop by when you`re in the area.................................................................... | $4.00 |
Everything works, but it just isn`t functioning properly........................................... | $5.00 |
Is there any charge?............................................................................................ | $6.00 |
It`s so vague....................................................................................................... | $3.50 |
Can`t you fix it in hy house?................................................................................ | $7.00 |
Why do they make it so complicated?................................................................. | $3.75 |
I think it`s the on/off switch................................................................................. | $6.50 |
I don`t wanna spend much, it`s just a spare.......................................................... | $8.00 |
Do you trade non-working sets for working ones?............................................... | $16.75 |
I can buy a new one for that much....................................................................... | $9.00 |
I couldn`t bring it in within the 90 days because I`ve been on vacation.................. | $10.00 |
Do you charge to come to my house and fix my T.V. ?........................................ | $11.75 |