The "a la carte" list.

Since we keep hearing the same lines over and over through the years, and know that these lines are cheap strokes to chisel down the price of a repair, we are now adding an additional charge as listed to any customer who feels the need to utter any of the following:

COMMENT ADD
What if it just needs an adjustment?......................................................................$5.00
Try to go easy on me...........................................................................................$7.50
I hope it doesn`t run that much.............................................................................$5.00
I`m on a fixed income..........................................................................................$10.00
How much out the front door?.............................................................................$6.50
It`s never worked right!....................................................................................... $9.00
Oh-that much!.....................................................................................................$7.50
I think I`m getting the run around..........................................................................$11.75
I`d like to talk to low ball Lou..............................................................................$3.00
Does the $18.00 include the parts?......................................................................$8.50
Everything works,but...........................................................................................$4.50
Guaranteed for only 90 days?..............................................................................$12.00
You didn`t tell me there would be an estimate charge!..........................................$14.50
But I`ve known you for years..............................................................................$6.00
That`s all that`s wrong with it...............................................................................$8.00
It`s inconvienent for me to have to lift up the remote to work my tv......................$3.50
Is that the best you can do?................................................................................$7.00
It never did this until you worked on it.................................................................$13.00
Will it be like new?.............................................................................................$7.50
But it`s only three years old................................................................................$5.00
How much will you buy it for?............................................................................$2.75
It doesn`t have many hours on it.........................................................................$5.50
I`d do it myself but I sold my scope....................................................................$11.00
I hardly used it...................................................................................................$5.50
It just neds a tune up..........................................................................................$4.00
It`s never worked since I brought it in here.........................................................$13.00
My neighbor said...............................................................................................$4.75
I`m sure it`s something minor..............................................................................$10.00
"NOT CLEAR!"................................................................................................$19.00
I think it`s just a fuse...........................................................................................$7.50
It was acting up during your warranty period but I haven`t had time to bring it in...$13.50
Just stop by when you`re in the area....................................................................$4.00
Everything works, but it just isn`t functioning properly...........................................$5.00
Is there any charge?............................................................................................$6.00
It`s so vague.......................................................................................................$3.50
Can`t you fix it in hy house?................................................................................$7.00
Why do they make it so complicated?.................................................................$3.75
I think it`s the on/off switch.................................................................................$6.50
I don`t wanna spend much, it`s just a spare..........................................................$8.00
Do you trade non-working sets for working ones?...............................................$16.75
I can buy a new one for that much.......................................................................$9.00
I couldn`t bring it in within the 90 days because I`ve been on vacation..................$10.00
Do you charge to come to my house and fix my T.V. ?........................................$11.75